These cracked me up!!!
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!
1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile. Better be a reward.
6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7.) NORDIC TRACK:$300 hardly used, call Chubby.
8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE...
11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1, 000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
18 May 2006
the power of advertisements...
Posted by randi at 3:34 PM
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2 comments:
Those were funny...I got some funny looks from people since I was sitting in my cube laughing at my screen. ;)
I have a gay cat! Maybe I can make a trade....hmmmm...
Thanks for the laugh!
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